“You Have an Answer for Everything, Don’t You?”

This sentence, although I probably haven’t heard it in over 15 years, strikes fear into my heart. Ice-cold, icicle-in-the-gut terror.

We’ve been talking about being specific with autistic people, understanding that “why” is just a question to us, nothing more, and our inability to conceptualize social hierarchy.

This post is an offshoot of that. When the situation is reversed, and a neurotypical person is asking an autistic person questions, they are not always looking for clarification.

Sometimes, they are already very irritated with the autistic person, and they are about to explode, but, instead of explaining this, they start asking questions INTENDED TO TRIP UP THEIR TARGET.

When the autistic person answers these questions literally, because they take them at face value, the person talking to them gets even MORE frustrated and ends up lashing out with, “You have an answer for everything, don’t you?”

This isn’t a question, it’s an attack, and it’s quite abusive.

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But the autistic person is utterly baffled by this response because, literally, yes, they DID have an answer to all of the questions put to them!

Usually when somebody asks questions in an abusive manner, it’s because they are hoping the questions will prove they were right and the other person is wrong. That’s what they are looking for. Not answers, but a concession that their target was wrong and they were right.

This is where the social hierarchy part comes in: If the autistic person were to concede by deferring to the authority figure, the outcome would usually be more favorable for them because the person doing it would “save face”, and, therefore would be less likely to be abusive.

Confused yet? I understand. It still confuses me, too.

The thing is, it doesn’t matter what your neurology, if you say this to another person, it’s abusive, it’s cruel, and it’s unnecessary.

If you really weren’t aware of the dynamics and thought someone was screwing with you, which is why you said it, OK. Fine. But, you know better now.

Autistic people are literal. Everything said to us or asked of us is taken at face value. We can learn sarcasm, innuendo, and inference, but those things do not come naturally to us.

– Jaime A. Heidel

So, for younger autistics and those who have not been able to learn the ins and outs of neurotypical communication, hearing this “question” can be incredibly damaging emotionally.

It’s like we’ve just put in a round room and told to pick out the corner! To us, it’s gaslighting (intentional but subtle verbal abuse designed to make someone think they are losing their mind), and we don’t know how to respond because any response will be the wrong one, and we’re terrified!

Also, if you’ve ever said this to an autistic person in the heat of anger, and they’ve run off crying, it’s NOT because you’ve succeeded in calling them out, and now they are ashamed, they HAVE NO CLUE what just happened, and that is as terrifying and disorienting for us as hearing a bomb go off next door would be for you.

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